It seems like forever since I blogged or even touched any piece of technology – over a week since that last evening in Colima – because we`ve been hugging the beach village until this place – a huge bay of reefs blue waters and wooded mountains – Zihautanejo. That next day was especially mad – after leaving Colima we had to find a local bus centre and headed for one of the larger villages called Ameria about two hours away. Only this place was well, desolate and instead of finding helpful bus drivers who could direct us onwards we found a raving mad burly Mexican man ranting in pidgin English about how his wife was a bitch and how he hated niggers because one had shot his arm up. Of course we did escape as always helped by the carefully placed local woman who had spent a few years working in the States and has just enough English.
After escaping Ameria we found our way to a building site in Tecoman – our first off-bible experience of the trip. And then we really had no idea what to do. I think my Spanish had at that point reached its maximum potential so far and again we got to the bus station and found our bus to Calleta de Capmos, situated on a headland over looking the miles of volcanic sands we had passed before and a sheltered bay in front. Calletta doesn`t really seem to stick in my mind but we met some nice people and had what Mark claims to be the best tacos hes eaten yet (and also the cheapest). (Taco’s take a very different form to any english equivalent – thin savory tortillas not crunchy but like wraps almost, with some spicy meat. Then you add the onion and the coriander and the varying types of salsas. In Mexico City this was followed by fried potatoes, fried onions perhaps some guacamole. In Caletta this was replaced with a warm bean sauce, and some tomato and radish salad and some more hot sauce.) I suppose the experience was ruined by our chronic sunburn and heatstroke – of which we had to take a day out and travel with backpacks the next day. Our first day on the beach was naive but incredible – a deserted mile of pounding waves that we spent the whole day in and out of and drinking coconut milk. Afterwards we suffered horribly – but it possibly was worth it in looking back.
On the coast you have to approach the day differently – getting up slightly earlier and siesta-ing between 1300 and 1700 when it is unbearably hot. After three nights in Caletta we found our way via a series of crazy buses to the tiny surf village of Troncones where we succeeded in perfecting this. We got a little green bungalow ting well, a large room with a balcony where nobody else was staying and we even had a fridge (all for about 3.50 sterling a night) The fridge meant that we were semi-self-sufficient (at least in milk and cereal and in Pina-Coladas). The food was good here and we rented surfboards and tried to learn for a couple of days. It’s been pretty damn laid back on the coast – just swimming and sleeping and eating and drinking in the evening. So far – two big bottles if tequila and a bottle of rum is the tally, but we haven’t really got drunk yet`- just chilled out in the evening times (although we bought giant shot glasses last night and subsequently slept in to 1100).
Yesterday (I wont explain yet more bus journeys and arrivals) we went snorkeling at the best beach (only accessible by ferry) – playa Las Gatos. It was pretty beautiful there and lots of amazingly colored fish (which I managed to completely swim around and miss). And last night I had my first Red Snapper, which here is just under lobster and stingray in terms of class in the seafood. Fried in garlic butter, it was delicious. The most fantastic part about Zihautanejo is our room – Will made us find a sea view and we discovered this seemingly abandoned hotel built in a gulley down the steep hills to the oceans next to all the really posh ones. Our room is overlooking the wooded gulley and is on a huge balcony. We have between us a hammock space a double bed outside a triple bed and a single inside, plus the rest of the hotels (or just our long balconies) bench chair table and hammock spaces. Hence the long siestas and tequila last night. In Troncoles I was sleeping on my roll mat (having drawn a short straw… long story) so this is absolute luxury. And the whole place is overrun by geckos which we watch for entertainment when they come out around midnight to hunt moths. Last night I also catalyzed (of which there may be many) Cicada fight – catching this unfortunate cicada and lobbing it in peoples beds – very immature but much fun when drunk.
So that’s the story so far. This morning at this ex-pat American café where they do cheap coffee and great breakfasts an American guy said Las Barritas is good so we might be heading there, but my next post will probably be from Acapolco. Today we are exploring the town (did I mention that this place is very picturesque and beautiful), tomorrow we are hoping to charter a boat and go to the best snorkeling beach around a few km down the coast. So hello to all of you back in Britain, Italy or Greece or wherever, it’s great to here from all of you on the internet…. So Godspeed everyone.
P.s. I hope Shaldon fest was great – also special hello to Duncan, Frank, Josh and Jimmy and Pearcey (p.p.s. well done we knew you had it in you) and Robbie if you pick it up.
P.p.p.s We haven’t been to anywhere with Internet connections for a long while so that’s why this is so old news, I didn’t explain that in the beginning.
July 20, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Shaldon fest was good, but I imagine it pales in comparison to a trip around Mexico…when do you get back? We should organise something for then.
P.S Everyone who is still in dear old Blighty – we should have another Shaldon fest, possibly start during the day, seeing as the weather is so good at the moment. E-mail, call, whatever, about organising it.
Duncan
July 20, 2006 at 11:11 pm
where the fucks my money duncan, i need to be paid soon ive got the napolitan mafia after me for unpaid brothel bills, you better come through you arse.
July 21, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Me, myself and I are all skint – why not get a loan from Tony Banana? Oh, that’s right, he doesn’t exist. You won’t be getting any money from the Hashmark until you set up a proper blog and stop using the comments section of this one – it’s like you’re squatting in someone else’s webspace.
Duncan
July 22, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I second that… i`m all for comments and the like from friends… it`s really great but create your own blog goddammit, if not out of courtesy then out of the fact that this one is going to be vacated once we get back to Blighty and your trip is 12 weeks.
best wishes, JR and Mark.
July 23, 2006 at 1:09 am
Is anyone up for doing some sparring on the beach when we have the next beach party?
July 23, 2006 at 12:42 pm
im no fucking squatter, and anyway i cant set up a blog site, im stuck in the dungeons of the bannana residence hideing from the napolitan mafia. Im in rome now cant say what its like cos i just got here, but my room mates are pretty sound. Looking forward to going out tonight in rome, and seeing what the nightlifes like, it was not great in naples. Anyway hope everythings cool back home, well i know it isnt cos your in a heat wave but you know what i mean. SMAKIBBFB
July 23, 2006 at 5:42 pm
howdy
man those taco’s sound good – and yeah guys, another shaldon fest would be amazing, sorry i missed the last one :$ long story
im havin some peeps over soon for cocktails, my family’s gone for the week, send us a text or somethin
tata
luv the sam xXxxxXx
July 24, 2006 at 6:33 pm
Mark says break it down yo homeboyz. We want to come home for cocktails and be called peeps says will. RUPE and JR say Jimmy is getting tambien cool (for school)(we dont believe that he can aquire LSD says Will, however we are coming back 10/08 so be ready if you do). JR says i want to do martial arts now in seems like the in thing. Have fun says Mark. Have you learnt Chi Sau says Rupert, if so we can spar. Love the Mexico Crew..ñññ
July 24, 2006 at 6:38 pm
did ne 1 celebr8 Eibborz b day btw? rsvp asap qed
frm Wigglz/JDzzl Shzzl Ma Rzzle, Ruz, & da sour 1.
July 25, 2006 at 9:01 pm
i can do, lol, im gonna get it as soon as i have enough money spare… its gonna cost £5 per tab, more than i thought but itd be good…. youre in luck… i will have plenty spare cash by next week which means i can get some for when youre back.. who wants some?
July 25, 2006 at 9:05 pm
i kinda know chi sau tho ive not done it much… i do a similar sort of thing but with the guard up
July 26, 2006 at 3:13 pm
what will one tab do Jim? – JR
July 27, 2006 at 12:09 pm
i dunno, ill be seeing the guy after kickboxing today… according to boltee to get a really long trip ud need to do 2 or 3 tabs
July 27, 2006 at 2:29 pm
So maybe 15 squid on a trial run and then a longer trip perhaps?
July 27, 2006 at 2:53 pm
This is 15 quid for Boltee to get a long trip on… I imagine anyone else should survive with just one tab quite heartily… esp. if they havent done it before (not that I have any real idea, it just seems more than likely to me). Plus it would be much cheaper. 15 quid each? Youre fucking joking sir.
Just a thought.
July 28, 2006 at 11:47 am
Does anyone know anything about websites? If so, would you be willing to help work on the Hashmark’s site – contact me if you can.
duncan
July 28, 2006 at 5:57 pm
yo duncan
on the website thought – what dya need done? im your man
luv the sam xXxxXx
July 28, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Everything, it’s pretty basic at the moment.
July 28, 2006 at 6:39 pm
(It’s http://www.thehashmarkonline.co.uk by the way)
July 29, 2006 at 6:02 pm
mark… im not getting u lsd, u ungrateful cunt, u couldnt handle shrooms, how do u expect to take lsd? its not a joke drug u can do just cos u think its cool
July 29, 2006 at 9:12 pm
im buying weed tho, so ur not going without anything
July 30, 2006 at 8:04 am
glad to see you lot all remebered, wheres the torrents of emails and money wire transfers. Actually forgo the emails just give me the cash. Yer did anyone celebrate robbies birthday, and if so what did you do. Has anyone even heard from him much this summer. Anywho, im gonna squwat again so deal with it duncan. I got a few hours to kill until i fly to basel so im just wasteing it online instead of seeing the last of rome, which is fine by me cos im fucking nackered after all the walking around rome that ive done. I managed to finally go to florence yesterday, its very pretty and i met a hungarian who had been there for a day already so she showed me round kinda. Actually we spent most of the time drinking expressos but thats what you do in italy right. I met some of the funniest irish people in the world yesterday and the day before they had that whole bickering between friends act down to a tee, honest they were hilarious but of course when someone says that everyone assumes that hes lying or just has a shit sense of humor, i am not and i do not. Have any of you heard of a place called interlaken, im heading there for three days after basel to relax and go hiking apparently its a great place for adventure sports and alike, expensive however. Also the hostel i found there was apparently the most fun hostel in europe three years running. or so they say, my last hostel said it had a kitchen, a sink doesnt not make a kitchen. Theres rem playing in the background at the internet cafe but i think its a cover by a much shitter band. In rome i did all the must dos, the vatican (which is huge), colleseum, palaetine hill, patheon (theres the best gelati shop just up from there if your in rome go there), most of the churches and theres about a hundred of them. But one of them had a crypt underneath, in which donations where manditory, and it was this giant ossicary, the walls were covered with decorations out of bone and there were all these child skeletons on the ceiling and monk skeletons in their robes. Very morbid. Just the kinda thing for jr perhaps. So ill post something else a little later in switzerland perhaps, smakibbfb.
July 30, 2006 at 8:14 pm
James,
Thank you for the pretentious comment (NOT doing drugs simply because you think its cool… hold on, who are you and what have you done with Jimmy?), but unfortunately I had no plans to do LSD and am merely looking out for the financial interests of those who might. Still, its nice to know your sourness has not dissapated over the months since I last saw you and I look foward to our next meting.
Cheerio ol buddy ol pal
Mark xx
July 30, 2006 at 11:00 pm
rupert do u have gloves for sparring, and when will be ideal for everyone? im thinking either friday the 11th or saturday the 12th
July 30, 2006 at 11:01 pm
for the beach party….
August 4, 2006 at 1:06 pm
duncan mate that site isnt working
just brings up blank – if you send me a copy of the main page ill spruce it up and send it back, see what ya think of it afterwards
my email is dc1482000@hotmail.com
give it a whirl
luv the sam xXxxXx
August 6, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Jimmy, what’s all this mortal combat about? what the hell is “cheuey peas” or whatever you call it? And could I participate with my minor white-belt knowledge of jiu-jitsu? Oh, and can we fight surrounded by a ring of fire?
Best wishes to Luke, JR, WillMark, Rupert etc. and the England Massive. Estas muy malodoroso. I really miss you all to the core of my being. And what’s the latest date for el fiesta en el sud-ouesta?
August 8, 2006 at 1:52 am
P-Unit, where the fuck have you been? I ve been trying to get hold of you for about 3 weeks now… check your email sometime you lazy bum.
Look foward to seeing you again
Love mark xx
August 8, 2006 at 10:44 am
Sam, I don’t know what happened to the website…I don’t think I have a copy of the main page.
Jimmy, you’re an overly-aggressive maniac – there will be no sparring, it’ll only end in tears (most probably Pascoe’s).
duncan
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